Why is not the double-click on this Instagram picture?

Here is in picture description: "(double click to enlarge)". Does not work (I'm a laptop) 💻🖱 With you?

https://www.instagram.com/...0vKH4BESf/

The double-click is like a cell phone, just to make you like it

Oh so a like crazy Verarsche so

Exactly

If the screen is big enough and you can see well, zooming in is totally unnecessary. Mostly, it's just handy for mobile phones.

Typical Milchbubi Böhmi halt.

Off-topic:
To your question about the ejection of CD drives, I wanted to answer:

At Windoofs stands "remove"; do not eject. So it will sneak off.
The Mac had models that threw the CD effectively, namely the side of the "screen", then fell to the ground or to tables.